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... “talcum powder” and “How warmare your hands?” to “Nothing’s worn; everything works perfectly.” Vaughna Tokarz and Ashley Kisz take the question in stride. “It’s a real kilt; there aren’t any shorts built in. We wear girls’ Jockeys.” The Beer Advocatedescribed the costume as “... Miniature Catholic school girls’ uniforms [with] the Vegas twist of Scottish culture.” (Frazbi) Here in the city that gave birth to the wings and skimpily-dressed business model, the kilt costume is just fun and comfortable. It fits right in with humorous signs such as “Beware pickpockets and loose women” and “It’s spring when the thoughts of a guy turn to beautiful bouncy or shy and demure little lasses with cute little asses who giggle and wiggle on by.....” But I digress.
If you want good food in England and the Celtic Isles, your best bet is the pub. The Tilted Kilt, a Vegas franchisor, has nailed that taste along with a good variety of other dishes.
The draft is quite varied and may include traditional brands such as Old Speckled Hen, Harp, Guinness Stout and Rouge Dead Guy. It is rumored that one of the pub’s dishes was a favorite of both Scottish patriot, Sir William Wallace and his enemy, Longshanks - the “Hammer of the Scots.”
The pub’s a great place to watch football and easily seats a party of twenty.
The service is great!
Shown above are Vaughna Tokarz (right) who says “God invented Scotch so the Scotts wouldn’t conquer the world.”
Ashley Kisz(left) says, “Eat like you’re hungry and drink like you’re Irish."
Notice - The Tiki Culture Duo is no longer accepting engagements due to the recent death of Flautist - Composer Claude Kennedy (Master of Arts in Composition USF).
His bassist is in the Master of Fine Arts in Music and Sound Design program at San Francisco's Academy of Arts U.
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