RUMORS OF EDDIE MURPHY'S DEATH GREATLY EXAGERATED
Reports of actor Eddie Murphy dying in a snowboarding accident have been reported as untrue. While it is unclear who hatched the hoax, incorrect death reports are not uncommon. Obituaries of famous people are often prepared in advance, and later get accidently published. Body misidentification, errors and misunderstandings, name confusion and death of impersonators also result in erroneous death reports. Dick Chaney, George Bush and Kurt Colbain have all been misreported as dead in the past. Fidel Castro’s "death notice" incorrectly reported that he was a movie actor. Mr. Chaney was listed as "Queen Cosort" and George H.W. Bush was announced to be dead by CNN and his obituary appeared in Das Spiegel. Kurt Colbain was in a drug induced coma and thought to be dead. Photo art credited to Shaun Kwang.
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GREG TIN NEW SUN GUEST POET
Celebrates "One Of Those Days"
A Poem by
Used With Permission
Thick winter clothes
Cold thin bedroom
Not in right holes
No time to do it all again
Tie tied too tight
Back to front
Head in armhole
Which way round
The front goes
Tied up like spaghetti
Feet in wrong shoes
On wrong feet
Slippery snake laces
Making the trip
Satchel on shoulder
Not very nice
Lipstick on cheek
Despite being wiped
Mum brushed hair
Waved bye bye
At the end of the gate
The walk of shame
To the school gates
"It's inside out"
Giggled behind hands
In his direction
Hands in pockets
Kicking stones about
He's inside out.
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