Dave Phillips is a light-hearted man. His office has an island ambiance with a chromatic steel drum, tiki hut bar and pirate trappings. Mr. Phillips has whipped up a stimulus package aimed at Main Street retailers. His experience with small shops in the islands south of Florida have attuned him to the needs of mom and pop retailers in an era of creeping corporate control.

This former island ex-pat who now resides inland of Tampa Bay, gave up the island life to bring up a family. (Milk costs $6 per gallon in the U.S. Virgin Islands. Rum is much cheaper, but his kids couldn’t get used to the taste of it on their breakfast cereal.)
Caribebay is a collection of non-chain store fronts located on the Internet. Retailers can display their merchandise in their own unique
e-stores.
At this point the Caribebay design team is creating beautiful virtual stores for free. As the mall grows this free service may stop, so it’s a good idea to get in now.
There are no fees for design or listing. A percentage of each sale is paid to the house, but each store owner chooses his percentage. The idea is that those that chip in higher house percentages get better positions in search returns. This leaves it to the merchants to duke out - a real market leveler.
The mall is perfect for merchants with no web site. It gives an immediate web presence and e- tail convenience.
Sales are done via Pay-Pal, a company owned by E-Bay.
Mr. Phillips’ intention is to boost business for mom and pop operations because they are the backbone of American commerce.
“What if Walmart wants to sell merchandise on Caribebay?” he was asked. In a rare serious moment, he resolutely shook his head no and said,

“I’m not even sure that I would accept advertising from them.”
Click on the name
to the right to visit the mall->
Take that Walmart!!
Beat the Heat
Exercise or kick back at the mall. Enjoy the (free) air conditioned comfort of working out by walking at the mall. At a fast pace an entire gambit of both levels of the Westfield Countryside Mall will take about a half hour. The leather couches sprinkled throughout make it a cool place to rest afterward. The athletic gentleman to the right made use of the best the mall had to offer - walking and relaxation. His message, "Say no to Rugs" is not a pro-bald statement. In fact, it advocates another method for cooling off. Tile floors! The shirt has Tampa Tile on the reverse side. Studies conducted by the Sun show that tile, placed over the slab of a home, help keep the place cooler.
Weatherization money will soon be available for qualifying homeowners. (For a family of four an income of $46,000 per year or less qualifies). The benefits available include free insulation, heating and cooling pumps, weather stripping and more. For the more well-to-do there will be tax credits for green improvements.
City's Umbrella Policy Makes Sense
Workers on utilities are protected by the use of a large beach umbrella. When the heat index says it feels like 97 degrees, the little patch of shade is important.
Eggs can fry on metal heated in the sun. Ink in a photo-illustration melts away.
Occupational Safety and Health state regulations require that government employees have a safe work space. The state organization performs a function similar to OSHA, the federal agency that protects civilian workers.
LD Sledge is New Sun Poetry Editor
Poet LD Sledge is the new Poetry Editor for the Clearwater Sun. Mr. Sledge won the Poets For Human Rights competition for his work "Poets In Prison" (also known as "You Can't Keep Me Prisoner.") 
"All of us have a bit of poet in us. I have written things, never thinking of myself as a poet, just a scrivener writing scattered shots about things I have to say or words that seem to burst into my subconsciousness and beat at my bay doors for release."
"Poets In Prison" has been compared to Gandhi for scoffing at unjust confinement and the notion that the human spirit can somehow be contained.
The talented new editor is the author of the novels Nimrod's Peril, set in the Kingdom of Eros and Dawn's Revenge, set in the New Orleans French Quarter.
His experience as a soldier and trial attorney resulted in a court martial trial drama, Command Influence, set in the Cold War.
"I'm not a poet."...."I'm a barbarian."
LD Sledge, according to his dust jacket and blog.
"Yes he is."... "No he isn't."
Kathy Barid, Sun Reporter who knows the gentleman.
Mr. Sledge has written over a half million words of poetry, essays, editorials, news articles and non-fiction, including law books and an anthology of poetry.
He is a fisherman, motorcycle rider, snow skier, pianist, artist, actor, singer, seeker of the light of knowing, trained swordsman, businessman, lover and is active in fostering the arts in Clearwater.
G. Gordon Liddy Implies that Republican Women
Stay At Home, Don't Rise to High Positions
or Don't Menstruate
Colonel Clearwater Speaks Out
"Let's hope that the key conferences aren't when she's menstruating

or something, or just before she's going to menstruate.
That would really be bad. Lord knows what we would get then."
The conservative radio host, well known for degrading photos of women in his Stacked & Packed calendar series, right, uttered the words in opposition to the appointment of Judge Sonia Sotomayor to the United States Supreme Court. By implication, the statement is a slur on Republican women. The false allusion is that Republican females don't menstruate, or just stay at home, or don't rise to higher ranks.
It is widely believed that the host is part of a Republician "I hope he fails" initiative announced by Rush Limbaugh. The initiative puts the Republician re-election agenda ahead of the welfare of the nation, evidenced by political grandstanding such as repudiating stimulus funds to improve the nations declining public education, as was announced by Governor Sarah Palin.
Judge Sotomayor comes from a Bronx Puerto Rican family. She graduated summa cum laude from Princeton, and earned a Doctor of Jurisprudence degree from Yale. Like Justice Alito, she was an editor of the Yale Law Journal. President Bush (The First) appointed her to the US District Court. She was known for a ruling which ended the baseball strike. In another famous case, she allowed the conservative Wall Street Journal to publish Vince Foster's suicide note. President Bill Clinton promoted her to the Court of Appeals, her current job. She has worked as an Adjunct Professor of Law at New York School of Law and is a Lecturer-In-Law at Columbia.
Mr. Liddy was an artillery officer during the Korean war who never saw action and never went to Korea. He is a convicted felon, known for the Watergate break-in. His 20 year sentence was commuted by President Jimmy Carter to 8 years in a spirit of fairness, compared to the sentences of the other defendants. He served less than 5. - Col. CW
Obama Signs Bill of Rights to Curb
Credit Card Lending Abuse
The White House has announced that the President signed legislation for a bill of rights curbing bank credit card abuse.
Americans need a durable and successful flow of credit in our economy, but we can’t tolerate profits that depend upon misleading working families. For too long, credit card contracts have been deceptively complicated, often leading consumers to pay more than they reasonably expect due to unfair practices. Every year, Americans pay around $15 billion in penalty fees. Nearly 80 percent of American families have a credit card, and 44 percent of families carry a balance on their credit cards.
"It’s time for strong and reliable protections for our consumers. It’s time for reform that is built on transparency, accountability, and mutual responsibility – values fundamental to the new foundation we seek to build for our economy," President Obama will say, according to prepared remarks.
In the Senate and throughout the campaign, President Obama called for measures to strengthen consumer protection in the credit card market. And just last month he met with representatives from the credit card industry to discuss the impact of the current economic crisis on consumers. The Federal Reserve has taken a strong first step toward improving disclosures and ending unfair practices. This week the Senate, under the leadership of Chairman Dodd, Ranking Member Shelby and Senator Levin, brought a strong bill to the floor that would codify and strengthen these regulations. The House, building on the work of Chairman Frank and Representatives Maloney and Gutierrez, already passed such a bill in a strong bipartisan vote. Today, Congress has taken final action to pass the credit card reform bill that protects American consumers.
Right: President Barack Obama and a bipartisan group of lawmakers applaud after the President signed the Credit Card Accountability, Responsibility and Disclosure Act in the Rose Garden of the White House
Friday, May 22, 2009.
photo by Chuck Kennedy
Stimulus Package From Sunstate Academy
The One Dollar Haircut
Students assemble for a special class at Sunstate Academy 
Classes are offered in massage and hair care. Basic and advanced training is offered.
Located in the Campus Walk shopping center on Drew Street and Coachman, the Sunstate Academy offers haircuts for a buck on Mondays and Tuesdays from 5:30 to 7:30 PM and Tuesdays and Wednesdays from 1:00 to 3:00 P.M. The special includes tapers, fades, blowouts, Mohawks and style cuts. Not to leave the ladies out, the salon/school offers half-off on one hair service on Wednesday and Thursday nights from 5:30 to 7:30. Call for an appointment, 727-538-3827.
Lifetime Clearwater resident Gage is shown to the left. Shown below is the one dollar high quality haircut he administered to the publisher of the
Clearwater Sun.

"Perry and I are buddies. His kid was born in Morton Plant, just like me. He's cheap as hell. I can admire that. He did come up with a tip, though," the senior barber admitted.
Instructors monitor the cuts; no mullets are inflicted.

The Clearwater attorney calls for the American health care industry to acknowledge that health rationing is already here. Letter suggests action is needed. More.
Space Station Treadmill Named COLBERT
Stephen Colbert won the NASA name a node (room) contest by write-in votes. NASA disqualified the result because it does not name orbiting hardware after living people. It exercised its eminent authority and adopted the 8th place loser, Tranquility for the node. In a spirit of good play, the American space agency did name a soon to go space-ward treadmill the Combined Operational Load Bearing External Resistance Treadmill (COLBERT) and coughed up the art shown above.
Astronaut and former space station visitor Sunita Williams appeared on the the Colbert Report to announce the results of the "Help Name Node 3" poll.
"Your name will be in space....We have come up with something that will be in Node 3, the Combined Operational Load Bearing External Resistance Treadmill....Every day somebody will have to jump on the COLBERT to work out. So that will be the words that will be passed down from space to ground: 'It's time for me to jump on Colbert.'"
NASA's Freedom Star on Patrol
NASA has a surface vessel, the Freedom Star which was photographed on patrol at Cape Canaveral over Easter weekend.
They're Back!!
Hair In Space
It isn't zero gravity!!! Marsha irvins works in micro-gravity. The Earth keeps the space station and shuttles from falling away, hence, a bit of gravity.
Photos: NASA
The shuttle Discovery safely landed in Florida on its most recent mission. The next flight is a mission to service the Hubble Space Telescope.
Florida Orchestra Side-By-Side With Pinellas Youth

Music Director Stefan Sanderling addressed the audience during the side-by-side rehearsal preceding a recent joint performance of the Florida Orchestra and the Pinellas Youth Symphony. The program is part of a youth outreach program of the Florida Orchestra. The maestro stressed musicianship and lyric quality during the open rehearsal. The groups provided an outstanding joint performance of the fiery finale of Tchaikovsky's 4th Symphony following the rehearsal. The orchestra played with skill and feeling.
Cameras are prohibited in the hall; therefore this painting was rendered by the Sun's senior resident artist, Tiki Parrot.
Mike Holding Proves Pink Elephant Exists
Mike Holding, a photographer for the BBC has seen and photographed a real pink elephant in Botswana. It is believed that the animal is an albino - a rare occurrence in the species. The young animal takes shelter from the hot African sun in it's mother's shade. The Sun urges the removal of the pink elephant to a northern hemisphere zoo in order to protect it from the dangerous rays of the Boatswana sun.
Two Psychiatrists and a Lawyer Arrested
In Connection With Anna Nicole Smith Death
Two psychiatrists, Khristine Eroshevich and Sandeep Kapoor, have been arrested along with lawyer Howard K. Stern, Mrs. Smith's boyfriend, in a conspiracy to provide the late actress with thousands of illegal opiates and other prescription medications.
The California Attorney General, Jerry Brown, stated that the doctors provided the drugs to a "known drug addict" and that some of the actions involved the use of "false and fictitious names, all in violation of the law and all in furtherance of a conspiracy."
The doctors have been charged with seven felony counts each, punishable by five years in prison for each count. Mr. Stern has been charged with six felony counts and is named as the principal enabler in the conspiracy.
All of the drugs found in Ms. Smith's room at her death from a drug overdose were prescribed by Dr. Khristine Eroshevich, shown in the artist's rendition to the left . Dr. Eroshevich did not immediately post her $20,000 bond.
Dr. Eroshevich is presumed innocent until proven guilty. She has maintained that she was trying to protect her patient's privacy.
Michele Chase is a fake name that Dr. Kapoor used in writing the prescription, according to the charges.
Other charges include unlawful prescription of a controlled substance and prescription of a controlled substance to a known addict.
The Attorney General speculated that the motive for the crimes may include "glitz and the celebrity." He noted that a lot of money was "floating around." There's a lot of money and power involved.
The arraignment is set for the second week of May.
Cleave Bailey Catches Fish
Cleave Bailey is a serious fisherman. With four poles out he hopes to catch his favorites, blue gills and shell crackers
"Do you catch and release or catch and eat?" asked Sun crack reporter, Kathy Baird.
Mr. Bailey gets a big grin on his face.
"Most of it gets released." There's catfish, brim and other stuff. I don't keep that. But bluegills and shell-crackers..." he licks his lips..."if they're big enough, they come home for dinner." The man's smile broadens.
When asked if he fishes the lake beside Fairwood Drive often, he replies that he does. "The water is a bit brackish."
Story: K. Baird, Photo Tiki Parrot
Australian Man Wrestles Home Invader
Beat Ettlin beat an errant kangaroo in a wrestling bout with the animal following a home invasion this past Sunday.
The kangaroo hopped into Mr. Ettlin's home, breaking a window in the process. The gentleman's underwear were shredded in the fight, as shown in the photo illustration. After jumping on the animals back, the Canberra man was able to slide his arms into a headlock on the beast. He was then able to frog march the animal down the hall away from the bedroom and out the front door. His wife, Verity Beman, described her husband as "a hero: a hero in Bonds undies." Bonds is a brand of underwear which is popular down under.
Swiss Wind Quintet Blows Away Tampa Audience
University of Tampa faculty member Theodore DeCorso was awed. He teaches clarinet at the school.
"This was one of the most powerful performances I have ever seen. The musicianship was absolutely top drawer and the program was awesome. I played Ligeti's Six Bagatelles for Wind Quintet years ago. It's a playful and rich piece. The Swiss group brought a nice touch to it. Mozart's Quintet for Piano and Winds in E-flat major was superb. Jost Meier's Wind Quintet was fun too!"
"I've never heard a better oboe player than Mi-Young Park," added his companion, a lovely lady who bravoed the fine players.
Mr. Decorso agreed, "We are so fortunate to have had this opportunity."

The concert was part of the University's Minaret series. There are 13 silver minarets, one for each day of the Moslem year.
The other wind players were Liam Mallett, flute, Urs Brugger, clarinet, Henryk Kalinski, French horn, and David Schneebell, bassoon. Grigorios Zamparas and Michiko Otaki participated on piano for two pieces.
The program closed with a romantic work, Ludwig Thuille's Sextet in B-flat major. It and the Mozart nicely set off the two modernworks.
The university offers majors in music performance, music education with a BA in Music or Performing Arts (musical theater). The school prepares students for careers in studio instruction, professional musician/entertainer, certified music teacher, promotion, sales, arranging and composition.
- Gypsy Muse
The group was sponsered by Prohel Vetia, the Swiss Arts Council, SIS, Schweizerische Interpretenstiftun, Foundation Suisse des Artistes Interpretes, Suisa Foundation and was arrangedby Raymond Weiss Artist Management, Inc.
THIS TUESDAY: free trumpet recital
Photos by Tiki Parrot